how to get fat and stay that way .

felecia187 so you want to get fat and stay that way well you already are , over % 60 of the population of Canada , USA , and even Mexico are morbidly obese some are so huge they can't leave their beds , so they need people to feed them this is more or less there family that feeds them and you guessed it the family are thin , but they feed the big one huge amounts of food until the fat one dies very soon the bigger you get the less you live , you can't move with out pain , you run out of air sooner , you can't play with your kids , you can't be part of your kids lives , you have health issues , but yet you still get fed more then a cow eats , you have your family trained to believe that they are helping you by stuffing 30,000 calories a day down your over-sized throat ,you got issues but don't care about addressing them because food seems to make the truth go away , but not for long , I'M HUNGRY FEED ME , you put a competitive eater to shame , you go through more drive threw then you start to live in your car that has your seat laid all the way back because you have so much fat on your fat back you can't sit up straight to safe your live , but hey you got the live you always wanted , people come to your beck and call , wipe your butt , feed , until you sleep , then they do it for you all over the next day , you ask your wife or husband if they still love your over sized ass , and smile when they lie threw there teeth , all the while they are doing some one else and it ain't you , but at least you are well fed and the talk of the town , hey your famous for your weight maybe you should start a fat channel on the internet and make more money so you can have more food to eat , you would get a huge following of sick men or women who feel that a person like you could make there worthless lives better because they wouldn't have to worry about you cheating on them because no one has enough flour , it's great to be fat your Doctor has no balls to tell you what you really are doing to your self , you get to eat all you want , you don't have a job , your kids will be going to your funeral which they are looking forward to because then they can have a real life living there's and maybe they learned what they don't want to become in live , like the dead fat one , they just buried , the days go by so fast when you repeat them over and over the same way , so how is your sick life , don't worry you can eat away your emotional pain you cause your self , but you can't get rid of the pain you cause your family , or friends Oh wait you have no friends my bad , you cry when someone sees how fat you really are , but food makes it all better , your diabetic with heart problems hey do you smoke also even better , you just may live to see you next birthday and you can have all ten cakes well your prisoners of a family watch the cow eat , hey they don't have a live either because you are not only robbing your self of a great live , you are also robbing them of theirs , don't worry after reading this you can make the pain go away with Oh i got it more food , enjoy your fat lazy life which is passing you and your family you have trained by , FOOD FOOD FOOD . there it makes you feel better doesn't it .

don't mix these drugs with this food .

felecia187 just so you don't get sicker , do not mix these drugs with the foods listed .
 limes and cough medicine . 
 dairy products and antibiotics . 
 smoked meat and antidepressants . 
 chocolate and ritalin . 
 apple juice and allergy medication . 
 cinnomen and warfarin . 
 alcohol and acetaminophen . 
 so read the list that comes with your meds remember to finish all your meds and take them when you are suppose to because when you get a viral infection and you do not finish your meds you get a viral infection you can not treat SUPER BUGS are made this way so listen to your doctor .enjoy .

what can you do with ketchup ?

felecia187 what can you do with ketchup .
 well you can use it to shine your copper .
 use it to clean your car parts . 
 take a bath in it to get rid of skunk odor .
 use it to fix your water damaged hair , chlorine . 
 your kids can make fake blood with it . 
 use the empty bottles to store stuff in .
hey here is an idea use it on your fries .enjoy .

heart disease signs

felecia187 male baldness can be a sign of heart disease , check with your doctor to determine this , it shows that you may have poor circulation in your heart .
snoring and sleep apena this could also mean you are fat either way you need to get this checked .
 headache can also be a sign and if you don't get them and you get a bad one go see your doctor right away .
 fighting with your spouse will cause a women to get a heart attack not kidding learn to communicate better .
 problems in bed you may need more then the blue pill .
 so learn the signs and exercise and eat healthy you can still prevent a heart attack even if you have bad genes . slurred speech , blue vision , pain left arm , sweating , headache , learn them kown them it could safe your life , enjoy .

belly button secret ?

felecia187 i did not know this yes even us smart people have something to learn , so your belly button is you center of gravity did not know that , and it will tell people if you are a runner or a swimmer , if you have a higher belly button then you are a runner , if your belly button is lower then you are a swimmer , men and women both even thou and yes i know this one women s center of gravity is at there hips even if you get a sex change the center of gravity is still at your hips , and a mans centre of gravity is right below his nose , and women s hips are still a women s hips after a sex change and women have one more vertbrate then men , maybe something to the Adam and Eve with the rib thing so ,enjoy .

waist size and your health .

felecia187 your waist size and your health have a lot in common , you will live longer and be more active if you have a small waist line , people who have a obese waist line will have more health problems and will die sooner then the small waist people , this is because your organs do not operate properly with all the extra fat that is squeezing them inside the organ and out , this is the same for your heart , so get fit live longer or stay fat and die sooner , enjoy .

what your bra size says about your IQ

felecia187 so you think that blonds have more fun , not if there bra size has anything to do with it , and yes it dose , women who have a larger bra size have higher IQ , this was discovered at the university of Chicago so if you have a large bra size then you have a smarter brain then the under sized blond , and no getting bigger ones dose not make you smarter , in fact %50 of women that get bigger ones try and kill themselves in the first year , you can't change who you are inside by changing how you look out side , enjoy .

myths about getting older .

felecia187 so you are getting older so will you become senile ? no keeping an active brain like reading , puzzles , mind games extra will help prevent it . just like your body needs exercise so does your brain . will you need dentures ? no because of dentist and better ways to give our selves better teeth care like oil pulling , better tooth paste . will you get sicker when you get older ? no remember to get your flue shot after 50 . will changing my lifestyle help when you get older ? yes a life of better food and exercise will help at any age . as long as you eat the same when you were young you will stay healthy ? not , you should see how i eat ,scary but i am fit and not fat but i can still eat 23 pancakes at once . i weigh in this morning at 186 lbs .fitness and proper diet even for your brain the old saying use it or lose it works here and your brain needs exercise as much as your body , enjoy .

hair facts does and don'ts

felecia187 should you brush your hair often ? no because it pulls out more hair . will hair products repair split ends ? no the only way to get rid of spit ends is to cut them . will pulling grey hair out cause you to grow more grey hair ? no . will shaving cause your hair to grow back thicker ? no . are you stuck with your hair texture from birth ? no diet and stress will change that . should you brush your hair from your roots to the tips ? no you should start from your tips and work your way up . so you have to wash your hair everyday ? no because it will cause your hair to dry out because your hair has natural oils in it . will trimming your hair make it grow faster ? no and who thought it would come on . dose washing your hair twice help ? surprise no . how do these myths get started , is someone sitting back and laughing hey i started that lol , enjoy .

how to tell if your cat is stupid .

felecia187 how to tell if your cat is stupid , easy one to do , get a TV and sit your cat in front of it if your cat watches TV then the cat is stupid , here is why cats brains move faster then the TV dose there are 32 frames per second so to put it another way you see 32 different pictures per second on your TV , but since a smart cat brain works faster then humans then they can not see the each picture , OK try this a cat would need far more pictures per second to see a TV like you or i would , now you got it , now if you know anything about breads of cat well orange tabbies will watch lots of TV , now a few strange facts about cats , there sense of smell never turns off , they will always land on there feet , orange tabbies have more toes on each foot , they are inter breed , if you cross a wild cat with a house cat you get a tame cat , not so with dogs you cross a tame dog with a wolf you get a breed that is worse then the wolf , most people who have and allergy to cats really have an allergy to pet dander not the cat , you can not bath a cat every day because it will lose its natural oil for its fur , enjoy .  

tips on being a competitive eater .

felecia187 so you want to eat lots stay fit and break records , so here is what you do .start training to swallow more then you are use too ,the day before you compete drink 15 liters of water in a couple of hours to stretch you stomach to its max , when you are competing you will be drinking lots of water to wash it down , you must learn to swallow more then you chew so downing large pieces is best , train you gag reflex to let you swallow whole foods , when you are eating hot dogs you break the wiener in half and place both parts into your mouth at once , you dunk the bun into a glass of water , and put into your mouth right after the your wiener , the bun is suppose to wash it all down , not all competitions are how much food you can eat at once , but how much  of some very HOT food you can eat at once , like ghost peppers how many  can you eat ,the more you chew the more you loss , the more you swallow the more they follow , i like , competitive eaters do not eat lots all the time most stick to a healthy diet , this is a competition to better your skill in eating , never stop learning , about what you want to do , enjoy .

Malaysia flight 370 update 25

felecia187 Oh is this ever going to end , Ok so Malaysia wants Australia to split the cost of the search for flight 370 50 50 now the other countries involved have paid there own so far , do not know how much that is , the other countries are USA , China , Japan ,Britain , South Korea , and New Zealand . they are now searching 26,000 square miles , will they find it or dose the USA have the plane , and when are we going to know how much this is costing in total ? thank you for reading the update , enjoy .

some easy ways to get rich that actually work .

felecia187 so you want to get rich fast who dose't , here are some ways people have gotten rich really fast .
make an app . 
become CEO of your company .
start a web site for the masses .
make lots of videos and post them on popular web sites .
invent something and make people believe they can't live with out it .
find something at a garage sale for a couple of bucks that is worth millions really dose happen .
make a computer program to make them better .
write a novel .
become a movie star .
flip real estate  .
make a better video camera .
sell your ideas on line to big companies .
remember real wealth is family .enjoy .

habits of thin people

felecia187 so you want to know the habits that thin people do that keeps them thin well here they are .
the eat three meals a day only .
they eat one meal a day at a table .
they leave some food on there plate .
they make an effort to eat health period .
they let food taste the way it was meant to be , they don't add lots of hot sauce , and salad dressing , they like the way food taste naturally .
if they over eat one day they are back on track the next day .
they don't leave some types of food out of there diet .
and they drink lots of water .
try it you might like it .enjoy .

how to hack well camping .

felecia187 doritoes make great kindling .
used tick tack container for spices salt and pepper .
my favorite take a jug of water and turn your iphone on and fave the flash light for the phone toward the jug of water the jug will give off a lot more light . enjoy .

sign that he is cheating on you .

felecia187 is he cheating on you ? find out with these tips to watch for .
changes his appearance .
his attitude toward you changes .
he seems farther away from you .
he has guilty behavior .
he seems secretive .
always gone .
don't know where he is most the time .
you feel something is going on .
he dose things different in bed with you .
talks about another women a lot .
gets defensive . will not tell you where he has been .
remember communication if there is none then there is no relationship .enjoy .

ten body parts you don't need .

felecia187 these are the ten body parts you do not need .
plica semilunaris , this is what is left of you third eyelid you can find it next to your tear duct .
darwin's point the top of the upper ear found in %10 of people .
body hair .
vomeronasal found in your nose dose nothing .it is a sensor of no use .
wisdom teeth , %35 of people no longer develop them .
auricular muscles , these are to move your ear in the direction of sound but few of us can use them now .
coccyx it is a vertebrae that was used for when we had tails some people still are born with tails .
erector pili the little muscles that give us goose bumps .
appendix this is thought to be an extra stomach .
male nipples use less .
that is the top ten but i can name , finger nails , % 90 of your liver because livers grow back , toe nails , finger prints , %75 of your kidneys , spleen , enjoy .

are hackers smart ?

felecia187 the truth is no . this is because if you wish to hack someones computer all you need to do is learn how to on line , not kidding , two kids hacked an ATM  they found the Manuel on line that gave them a fault password , so you do not have to be smart to hack ,.but you do have to know where to find this information you need to hack someones computer , and all that information is on line , yes that means your money is not save nor is the information about you save from hackers , if the computer is one line then it can be hacked , and yes your banks computer is also on line and so are the Manuel to get into the system and your banks computer does have a fault password in the Manuel that you can find on line , enjoy .

how to hack a ATM

felecia187 two teenagers in Canada go online and find a ATM machine Manuel , so they go to a grocery store and with the help of the online Manuel they hack into the ATM  , they did not think that they could do it , well be good kids they then go to the bank that owns the ATM  and tell them what they have done , the bank dose not believe them , so they convince the bank that if they are allowed to prove it will the bank listen , so they go to another ATM change the password , set the sur charge to $0.01 copy out the information on the ATM how much money is in it , how many transactions it did that day , they changed the opening screen to say ( don't use this ATM it has been hacked ) then they took the information back and showed the bank , yeah now the bank listens , so the bank manger came out and thank them and got all the information the teenagers had and how they did it , the bank manger even wrote the kids a note so they would not get into trouble for being late for school , now how they did it , they found online a Manuel  for the ATM machine , the Manuel showed them how to get into the operating system , now the Manuel also gave a default password that you can use with all the ATM  machines to gain access to the system , you can even get the machine to empty the funds for you , the bank said they have the problem fixed but i don't think that all ATM machines have been fixed it takes to long to reprogram millions of ATM machines and this happened in Canada so what about the rest of the world  , all you have to do is go online and search for ATM Manuel for the type of ATM  you want to hack , enjoy .  

what is in our drinking water ?

felecia187 this can not be good if you have a fish aquarium then you know that in order for your fish to be healthy you have to add stuff to the water that you drink in order for your fish to live a long healthy life , now if your drinking water will kill your fish then what is it doing to you ? maybe we all should be asking ourselves that question so that we can make drinking water safer for everyone and not just the fish we keep at home , my daughter thought that the fish were cold one day early in the morning so she turned up the fish heater , so at around seven am i smelt fish cooking , Oh yeah they were cooked we even had a convicted fish we called Tommy if you only knew , needless to say we explained to here the importance of taking care of the fish properly , so maybe all the drinking water they deem for us to be safe really isn't enjoy .

how to make a bad roommate into a great one .

felecia187 so you have a bad roommate well start by sitting down and talking , then have them wright down what they like about living with you and what they don't like about living with you and you do the same do not hold back then exchange letters and allow yourself time to let it sink in before you sit down and talk about it , then tell them what you want to see in a roommate wright that in the letter also  , you will like what happens , you will get a new roommate or you will have a better roommate , communication works in every relationship , when the communication stops so dose the relationship , enjoy .

need a hobby collect something

felecia187 so you need something to do so collect something , ideas easy comic books that is what i collect , pens , watches , coins , stamps , you can collect anything be the first to start a whole new type of collecting , when you start collecting start small in price , you must learn that they make fakes and you must know how to spot them , yes even comic books have been faked , as you get more knowledge on what you are collecting , the more of an expert you will become ,Oh did i mention that experts can make money , blog your knowledge , open a web site that you sell your collections on , make videos on how to spot a fake , this way you can be a collector and a seller all at once , no more fun then making money at what you love to do , one person collects famous peoples socks no kidding , so have fun and enjoy .

be the gamer that makes money .

felecia187 stop thinking about it get started and make money at what you love to do , you can blog your knowledge about games , make videos on how to beat games , get a hold of the ones making the games and go to work for them , you are a gamer because you love to play , well play and get paid , awesome , they won't hire you then tell them you will work for them for free for three months , then they will hire you , and if they don't you have them on your resume , win win , there is no job greater then making money at what you love to do , so become one of the many over paid gamer in the world these people make a LOT OF MONEY , the more money you make the more time you have to play , enjoy .

facts about soda

felecia187 this could make you sick Oh well , when soda fountains at restaurants were tested they found that %48 had human poop on them , want a drink .
%94 of the population of the world know coke .
some pop contained 69 mg of phosphorus per can .
the color of dark pop is from coal tar ,
when boiled out on a stove top pop sugar looks like tar .
enjoy your next pop .

this is why i want the price of gas to increase .

felecia187 you think that i am crazy for saying that I want the price of  gas to sky rocket , the reason for this is simple , when the price of gas goes up we learn to buy cars that get more to the gallon , right now the oil companies of the world own our transpertation needs , now in order to get other energy to replace the oil companies we need the price of oil to go higher then $300.00 $500.00 , or more this will get us to make other energy sources work , and take the power away from the oil companies and government , hey we should try making energy that everyone can use and it will cost us nothing more then the parts to make it , so you never have to pay a power bill again , still think I am nuts , well they already make houses in Canada that use no more power then they make , which means you pay more for the house , but you pay  nothing for the power to heat and run it , there is a 18 year old kid that people are backing up that wants to put an nuclear reactor under everyones house , don't worry it uses thermonite and the shelve life for thermonite when it has been used up is 18 months , this kid built his own nuclear reactor at 14 , has already made a device for finding nuclear material for making bombs that the USA is now using at boarder crossings , so the price of gas goes up oil goes up and free energy for everyone becomes a reality , because of energy effeicent homes the power compines are already felling the pinch , the oil companies are feeling it also because cars now are lasting longer and getting better mileage so the time of the big oil compyies and power compyies is finnally comming to a close enjoy .

add muscle mass no gimmicks

felecia187 so you want to get bigger with out the bull and the gimmicks , simple solution PEANUT BUTTER .this over looked food has 400 calories for half a cup and it is loaded with protein which helps in muscle growth , so peanut butter or just peanuts , you can add peanut butter to some of your food dishes as well , so enjoy the tip and the mass  you will add , steroid free .

my awesome invention to replace remote .

felecia187 so you lost the remote again here is a great idea , why not get voice command for the tv, vcr, blue ray , dvd player and much more and you will not have to worry about losing the remote ever again , enjoy

how to tell if someone is lying to you .

felecia187 is the person you are talking to lying to you well they may be if they are doing the following .
moves there head around allot .
there breathing changes .
they stand really still .
they repeat what they are saying allot .
the give you to much information .
they cover there mouths .
they cover parts of there bodies .
shuffle feet .
they can't talk .
they do not blink .
they point allot .
now keep in mind that these things can mean that they are shy , may have a health problem , or maybe they do not know how to explain what they are trying to say , these things are a lot like health issues that could be anything , but this may mean they are lying , but if you know the people you are talking too then you will know they are lying and you don't need these tips to tell you that , enjoy .

home based business .

felecia187 these are a great way to make money from home , like me , 
make jewelry at home and sell on line , do your own design and your business will grow ,
food catering you cook share the great taste of your food and have fun and make a very good living at it .
a wedding planer you get paid very well for this because you take on all the pain of making the most important day of two peoples lives happen ,
be a tutor to school kids , they have ones here that make $300 per hour per kid think about this if you love kids and like to help others then get paid for it .
if you enjoy what you do then there is a way for you to make money at it , and it is always better to enjoy what you do then to work at a job you hate , take a chance and live your life don't give your life to a dumb boss , why should they make all the money off you ,when you can make all the money doing what you love to do ,enjoy .

how cruise ships entertain .

felecia187 water slides that will scare you are big and bigger on your cruise , scare the kids and adults alike , getting wet is now more fun then ever .
 karaoke for everyone nightly for all adults who think they can entertain the masses , so you think you can sing lolol go on a cruise and have fun finding out .
 surfing on a cruise ship not kidding will the fun never end ?
 ice bars Oh yeah bars with drinks and bar tender made totally of ice great way to keep cool on a cruise .
Oh yeah rock climbing on a cruse ship Oh  did i mention you will be way above the top of the ship scared yet .
bumper cars i thought they outlawed these well i was wrong .
a full size skating rink for you to have fun on ,
all these and many more can be had on a cruise for you and the whole family , enjoy you next cruise ship vacation . enjoy .

how to check the exhaust when buying a used car .tip .

felecia187 rule number one it is your money so learn how not to buy a lemon .
 so you want a second hand car this is one of the best was to tell if you will have problems down the road , to check the exhaust you will need a clean white rag , or white paper towel . make sure the car is running when you do this , now take your cloth and place it over the end of the exhaust so that you cover the hole completely hold it for about two minutes , now take the cloth off and see if there is any color that came out of the exhaust , if the car burns oil and it is black this means that the rings in your motor are gone , now if you get the color blue on your cloth this means the heads are gone , either way do not buy the car , now if your cloth is white then the car burns clean so this is a good indicator that you should buy the car .
black rings are gone .
blue head gasket is gone .
white car is good to buy . 

what you do everyday will burn 100 calories in this many minutes .

felecia187 you will burn 100 calories doing your everyday chores in this many minutes .
carrying your baby 24 minutes .
cleaning 26 minutes .
cooking 34 minutes .
dishes 30 minutes .
mopping 20 minutes .
playing with your kids 23 minutes .
moving furniture 14 minutes .
shopping 38 minutes.
sweeping 23 minutes .
walking your dog 26 minutes .
all these things lead up to weight lose , enjoy .

how much yard work to burn 100 calories ?

felecia187how many minutes to burn 100 calories when doing this type of yard work ? 
mowing lawn 20 minutes .
painting house 18 minutes .
raking leaves 23 minutes .
snow shoveling 15 minutes .
washing car 20 minutes .
pulling weeds 20 minutes .
now you know that your hard work helps you stay fit , enjoy .

burn 100 calories in these sports .

felecia187 you will need to play these sports for these amount of minutes to burn 100 calories , so here goes .
basket ball 20 minutes .
bowling 30 minutes .
darts 35 minutes .
golf carrying clubs 15 minutes .
ice skating 18 minutes .
kickball 13 minutes .
playing catch with football 35 minutes .
frisbee 30 minutes .
skiing 10 minutes .
baseball 18 minutes .
volleyball 28 minutes .
enjoy the fun that playing sports has to offer . 

burn 100 calories doing this during work out at gym

felecia187 this is how long it will take to burn 100 calories now remember that people burn calories at different rates , lots of reasons why , any how .
biking 23 minutes .
dance 15 minutes .
elliptical 8 minutes .
jumping rope 9 minutes .
weight lifting 15 minutes .
Pilates 24 minutes .
rowing machine 13 minutes .
running up stairs 6 minutes .
swimming 15 minutes .
walking 3 mph 20 minutes .
yoga 20 minutes .
Zumba 11 minutes .
enjoy the work out .

do the following diet aids really work ?

felecia187 do the following diet aids really work , 
apple cider vinegar , this one will level your sugar levels and help to stop your body from absorbing sugar so yes this one dose .
green tea dose it help you lose weight ? Oh yeah it dose it helps your body to regulate your weight , so losing weight becomes easier to do , it may also help prevent some kinds of cancer , green tea has a ingredient called catechins this is also an anti-inflammatory which helps you to burn extra calories and , and burn the body fat you already have , awesome stuff , enjoy .

Mexico news paper on paper towel

felecia187 the Mexico news paper had an idea to print the news on your paper towel in the bathroom , it prints up to date news as it comes out of the dispenser , they have three public washrooms with it and an office building , believe it or not there subscription rate to there internet site has gone up 37% , the ink will not stain or rub off on to your hands , so what next toilet paper , who knows , enjoy .

chose none of the above in election

felecia187 finally they got this one right , you can now vote for none of the above in Ontario Canada elections , this should bring more people to the poles , and they hopefully will make the results public so we can see just how many people do not like the idiots that we have to keep voting for , when we find out that the results are more in to the none of the above , they should start learning that we need people in office that will get the job done and not have to put up with the other party making sure the job dose not get done , enjoy 

the right to die is now legal in Quebec Canada

felecia187 the bill is called "dying with dignity " bill or bill 52 , this passing of the bill means that people who are terminally ill and can not care for them selves now have the right to die with dignity , now not every one can use this bill in Quebec Canada you first have to meet the proper requirements before you have the right to die , if you have a incurable illness , but you can care for yourself just fine do not count on the right to die , if you have an incurable illness can not care for yourself , need others to help you day to day you may have the right to die , the bill dose out line who can , and who can't use it as a right to die , if you or a relative want to learn more get a hold of a lawyer or doctor in Quebec Canada , enjoy .

how much sugar and garbage is in your pop ?

felecia187 this will make a cool experiment you take your pop and pour it into a pot that you will bring to a boil on you stove , you will boil it out until the only thing left is the sugar and garbage that you have been putting into your body , you will see that the amount of sugar on the label of your pop dose not match the amount of sugar left in the pot , there is far more then you think so boil out your pop and see for yourself , you may never drink pop again enjoy .

no more diet this pill really works Garcinia Cambogia

felecia187 this pill will suppress your hunger so you eat less , it will add more muscle mass so that you will burn more fat , it will stop fat from staying in your body even after you eat , when you buy this pill you will only buy the ones made in the USA , because the ones that are made else where have way to many additives which prevent the pill from working , so only USA ,  the name of the pill is Garcinia Cambogia , and make sure the pill has at least 50% , you will lose weight with this pill , you will lose even more faster if you exercise sorry just the way it is so get some , talk to your doctor before you start anything when it comes to your new lifestyle , enjoy .

how to make a fake UFO

felecia187 this is easy and maybe someone has already done it who really knows , you get a weather balloon and before you blow it up with helium you put a couple of hundred glow sticks into the balloon after you break the glow sticks so that they will glow then you put in the helium , and when this baby gets airborne you do this at night so you can do your video and say that you saw a real UFO and no one will be any wiser enjoy .

Canadian hockey is fixed

felecia187 ever since the last deal that was made no Canadian hockey team has won the USA Oh i mean Stanley cup how many years has that been ? so this is how it works you will get  Canadian teams into the play offs , but when it comes down to the last two it will be the USA  team that wins , they are playing on stupid people to watch a game that is fixed , they get Canadians to watch to the end which is not very much anymore , then the USA  will be the ones that really bring in the views , why ? because the USA  has ten times more people watching and ten times more people mean ten times the money in viewers , this is the only reason that Canadian hockey is fixed , because of the money they can get when they get the USA  to watch , money talks , but the Canadian people are stupid enough to buy into it , it is like a bad soap opera that never changes , i see hockey rinks put up in every Canadian city every winter and no one uses them , most kids in Canada don't even own a set of skates , let alone how to use them , this setting up hockey rinks every year is a great way to waste the tax payers money , so when are Canadians going to get smart about this ? most parents think that to get there kids into hockey is a financial burden and most Canadians would agree , hockey is getting to be like golf every one will watch the tiger but no one will buy the equipment , some Canadians will watch hockey but most will not put there kids in it , i wonder what would happen if drunk , pizza eating people in Canada stopped watching hockey ? and we tax payers stop putting up hockey rinks no one uses , although you could make money on this because if i were to bet on a winning hockey team i would bet against the Canadian team to win and i would make a lot of money doing so i could go on but i will do that later , enjoy .

the detox diet

felecia187 the detox diet works by flushing your system out one day a week , you basically drink water mixed with lemon juice for one whole day a week , draw back is that you will need to be close to a bathroom for this one to work , because it really will clean you out , and the more you drink the more you loss , enjoy .

the twinkie diet

felecia187 this one is easy you simply eat twinkies and only twinkies the theory is that your body will adapt to this diet and you will start to loss weight , and yes it has been shown to work , so if you have a craving for fat foods this could be it , enjoy .

the tapeworm diet

felecia187 so you go to the doctor and yes they still do this one , and you get a pill that has a tapeworm in it , you eat the tapeworm and in about a couple of months this tapeworm will grow inside you and it will help you loss weight , after you have lost enough weight you simply take a deworming pill to get rid of the tapeworm , how sick and easy is that ? enjoy .

the baby food diet .

felecia187 the baby food diet now don't get me wrong i like baby food in the jar , so here is how it works you eat baby food for one of your meals everyday this in turn is suppose to help you lose weight , easy enough , but when you change your diet for two weeks no matter how you change your eating habits you will lose weight any way , enjoy .

the cotton ball diet

felecia187 cotton ball diet , you take about ten cotton balls and you eat them , they will fill you up and make you feel less hungry , now the supermodels use cocaine cotton balls , now you will probably end up at the doctor get them removed , but when it comes to losing weight people will try anything , enjoy .

the ice diet

felecia187 the ice diet is easy you basically make a slushy out of ice and flavor , such as two table spoons of orange juice and a cup of crushed ice you can add your own flavors , about two table spoon full to a glass , the theory is that your body will burn 160 calories more for to warm up the ice for your body to digest with every one liter of slushy this diet is not proven to work but hay nice way to stay cool in the hot summer time , enjoy .

ivory soap experiment

felecia187 this is easy and quite save to do , you take a bar of ivory soap and place it into your microwave oven turn your microwave oven on with the bar of soap in it for about five minutes , the time depends on how much power your microwave has , then you will see how big your soap will really get , that's it simple , enjoy

how to start a fire fast

felecia187 this is fun , do this outside and have a pale of water encase , you take the fine steel wool , and place it on the ground , then you take a 9 volt battery and place the connections of the battery on to the steel wool , it will start on fire right away , it s that easy , enjoy .

junebug

felecia187 these bugs are called junebugs and are very poisons , they fly at night and are native to Canada i know i live here , they usually live in sand like play grounds , beaches , so do not let one bit you , you will become very sick i just made a video on my video site by the same name and it flew by my head at one in the morning before it landed under the street light in front of me , they are about four inches long , dark in color so i got out my video camera and made a video at a safe distance , it was safe because i am still here and not in the hospital , enjoy , do not play with them .

trick to bad breath

felecia187 this one smells yeah the breath , 90% of your bad breath comes from your tongue , so you need to do more then just mouthwash you need to get a tongue rake and scrap your tongue clean of the bacteria that is causing you to have bad breath , brushing your tongue will only smear the bacteria around which will cause more bacteria to grow and make your breath smell even worse , so get a tongue rake and get your friends back ha ha little joke there , so enjoy .

how many words can you make with your calculator ?

felecia187 how many words can you make with your calculator ? well i have the answer i will list the numbers first then the word next to it , so get a calculator and play along , here we go .
77145 shill 
7715 sill
7714 hill
41 hi
7734 hell
34 he
345 she
7734 sell
7714 hello
77345 shell
710 oil
7105 soil
05 so
09 go
5309 goes
7719 gill
739 gel
907 log
937 leg
807 lob
3807 lobe
8075 slob
0937 lego
7334 heel
51 is
3705 sole
335 see
5537 less
008 boo
808 bob
58008 boobs
818 bib
918 big
607 hog
304 hoe
3045 shoe
0045 shoo
7718 bill
7738 bell
3718 bile
55378 bless
55178 bliss
5507 loss
5508 boss
338 bee
9908 bogg
938 beg
805 sob
3504 hose
339 gee
having fun yet , see how many sentences you can make with your calculator , enjoy .

flight 370 Malaysia part 24

felecia187 is this ever going to end ? so now they say for sure that the flight did not crash where they thought the pings were coming from [ USA HAS THE DAM PLANE ] but now there next stupid trick is to map the ocean floor , then bring in better sonar subs to search where they think it might be , they have asked the USA  for there documents about there microphones that they have in the ocean to see if they can tell them where the plane is , gets better now they are talking money how much to do this search for the next year ? price tag $60,00,000 so how much has all this cost to date ? do not know the answer to that , when will this end ?, no clue enjoy .

flight 370 Malaysia part 23

felecia187 and here we go again , so they have released the satellite data but they are still holding some of it because of security reasons , yeah right , so now they are going to map the sea floor and release all the data that they find this will determine the best places for the underwater sonar to search for the missing flight 370 , so it will take three months to map the sea floor which will be the area of 60,000 square km , not done yet then they will send in the sonar subs , the whole thing will take one year , i think what they are doing is hoping that this story fads away , the best bet is that the USA hijacked the plane read my previous post and you will learn why , enjoy 

Indian casino in Calgary Alberta Canada

felecia187 so the reservation in Calgary got $240.000.000 so the ring road can go threw , they also have a casino now before all this started the casino paid out big time someone was always winning , but now that they have started to build a hotel next to the casino and with all the money they got from the city no one wins anything anymore , they don't pay taxes on any of the money made at the casino they could put 80 per cent back into the games and still make a whole lot of money but now they just got greedy just like the white man , i was there when two women won $22,000 , i was there when a man playing won over $400,000 i even won money , but now the money is going into the pockets of thieves there casino is no longer as popular as it used to be , there people still live in poverty well the chief and there members rake in millions what gives when you can not even help your own kind , OH and the government is still giving them even more money , this band used to own downtown Calgary not kidding so they sold all that land which was making them millions a year in revenue , but there people still starve what gives , send your people to college motivate them educate them and give them a fair share of the wealth , knowledge is power so show your people how to get empowered , and put more money back into the machines this will get more people to go to your casino and make you more money DUH , enjoy 

how to turn cards into dominoes

felecia187 here is something fun to do , first you will need  a deck of cards , they cost a dollar at the dollar store , then you will need a pair of scissors , you cut two lines on the bottom of the card one on both sides , then you turn the flap you just made by cutting , you turn them opposite of the other then you can stand them up and make a roll of dominoes cards , this is also much cheaper then real dominoes so , enjoy 

up date on flight 370 out of Malaysia part 22

felecia187 silence , the government of Malaysia is 100% silent now the conspiracy theories rule , do not let them get away with this , keep screaming talking blogging push push , enjoy 

new crater on Mars

felecia187 so they have found a new crater on Mars , here is a thought how about you send one of those robots over to check it out ? when the last one landed on Mars it made an impact crater that blew away the top layer of the ground , but they did not sent the rover over to investigate , why ? this was a great opportunity to see what was under the surface of Mars , is there something they don't want you to know ? and what happened to the bright light on Mars did they go and investigate that ? no , so what gives are they trying to hide something ? get with it you NASA  scientist are suppose to be smart so get with it , enjoy .

Omar Khadr being sued for 50 million dollars

felecia187 this sick murder should be hung until dead , so this is what is going on he in now in prison in Bowden Alberta Canada which is twenty minutes from where i live , the Bowden prison is for sex offenders yeah you heard me right it is also minimal security , this scum should be at Spy Hill prison in Calgary Alberta Canada where they eat people like this for lunch , any how he is suing us Canadians for violations of his rights by the Canadian intelligence for $20.000.000 , while the widow of Sgt Christopher is suing him for $50.000.000 he has no defense because he pleaded guilty for the murder of several men two of which he murder in front of his dad to get his dads approval this is a full blown terrorist that is bragging about what he is doing to the Canadian justice system , what happened to Stephen Harpers tough on crime ? a butcher is butcher no matter how old he was or is , enjoy .

the truth about charity lottery in Canada

felecia187 they should have better rules for charity lottery in Canada , here in Canada you do not pay tax on a windfall so all the prizes that are won in these lotteries are free , this is good , your odds of winning a prize in a charity lottery in Canada are better then the state lottery , this is even better , now the down side , tickets will cost you any where between $10.00 to $100.00 per ticket you can also get group tickets at a discount like instead of one ticket for $100.00 you can get three for $200.00 , the cost to buy a ticket is high , now the real awe-full truth is that the charity that is selling the tickets to raise money for sick kids , air ambulance and things like that do not get as much money as you might think the children lottery only gets about 4% on the dollar the rest goes to advertising , phone centers and the one running the lottery , now i think that most of the money should go to what they are selling tickets for not everyone but them , it is better to donate your money directly to the charity because then 70% will go to where it is suppose to go in the first place and you can write it off on your taxes , but you can not write of the lottery ticket , enjoy . 

truth about horoscopes

felecia187if you read your horoscope in the paper every day , you should realize that it dose not fit you personally , it is based on  your birthday , now a real horoscope would include your birthday , your chines sign , position of stars and planets , basically a lot more details would go into it , the one in the newspaper is very poor when you take into account how many people have your birthday , so the one in the newspaper is really not specific to you , so if you believe that your future can be told then you should seek out someone who will give you a real reading and not charge you an arm and a leg for it , enjoy

weird foods we love

felecia187 so you have a craving for something weird , like pickles and ice-cream , deep fried chicken , orange and onion sandwiches , these cravings could be telling your body that you lack something such as not enough salt in your diet , or you are pregnant , people who smoke prefer salty foods , which is stupid because people who smoke only taste the salt never the food , what is your craving , some of mine and i have many , peanut butter and pork and beans together , a large amount of cookies , chocolate milk , and apple sauce , i used to soak up chicken noodle soup with crackers then pout in ketchup , i did this until i found out that i have an allergy to tomatoes , bummer ,if you have a craving like the ones here your just normal and probable need adventure in your life so enjoy .

the kids shows we used to watch

felecia187 so my girlfriend bought me a kids show that i used to watch as a kid , it was great fun at the time , but now that i watched it again i realized that it was a load of garbage how could something so bad entertain me as a kid but be so bad to watch as an adult , so if your teenagers are misbehaving then force them to watch the shows they loved as a kid in front of there friends this should straighten them out but quick , enjoy

steel toe verse composite

felecia187 red for bloody don't worry i will make this short , the difference between steel toes and composite toes is simple composite will crush your toes but you can heal from that , steel toes will cut your toes off , this you will not heal from , so save your toes and buy csa approved composite toes your feet will love you for it , enjoy 

how to dye your hair with jello

felecia187 yes you heard me right how to dye your hair with jello , so you will need to put water on the stove about two liters worth and bring to a boil , now pour your jello in to the boiling water , after the jello has been dissolved , you then pour it into a bowl , now you place on the table and sit in a chair and put your hair into the bowl with jello the longer you leave your hair in the jello the darker your hair will become , about 30 minutes for most depending on how dark you want it to be , this dye job will last about one month , so what color are you going to dye your jello hair ,OH one more thing you must get the sugar free jello because the one with sugar will leave your hair all sticky , and the sugar free one will not , enjoy 

2013 Calgary flood facts

felecia187 Calgary Alberta Canada in 2013 got hit with the biggest flood it has ever seen now the numbers .
 25 % of the province was flooded .
 2,300 Canadian troops were deployed .
 32 state of emergency declared .
 1,000 km of roads destroyed .
 six billion dollar price tag .
 120,000 people forced to evacuate .
 4 people drowned .
 4,000 downtown businesses affected ,
 14,500 house damaged ,
 over 200 millimeters of rain fell on the rocky mountains ,
 Calgary set a record for rain fall June 21 45 millimeters of rain fell in a single day ,
 Bow river crested at 1,682 cubic meters per second on June 21 , the normal flow rate is 160 to 180 during spring thaw .
i posted the video of the aftermath of this flood on my video page , the good news is that over 100,000 people who were not affected by the flood showed up to help the flood victims clean the mud and destroyed belongings from the homes that were affected , in my video i show you how high the water went in to there homes yes it went way past the basement and even as high as there first floor a lot of houses have been bought out by the government and you can no longer get them insured , was global warming a factor , not , enjoy . 

how to lite charcoal the fast way

felecia187 when you go to buy your charcoal for the barbque buy a bag of charcoal that will fit into your barbque , then instead of using lighter fluid , just lite the bag on fire problem solved , enjoy 

mosquitoes how to keep them away

felecia187 these blood thirsty mosquitoes can be kept at bay by using catnip oil , i had to get it at the pet store and the one i found is like a roll on , it works great and they say this stuff is better then DEET when it comes to getting rid of them so you don't get bit get catnip oil and your problem with these nasty creatures will go away , you put it on every two hours , enjoy 

cure for heart burn

felecia187 see your doctor , if you need to cure your heart burn fast then do this little trick , take one teaspoon of vinegar and add it to one cup of water ,then drink it , in minutes your heart burn will go away , now this is a awesome way to get rid of heart burn , but you should talk to your doctor if your heart burn continues , heart burn can be a sign of more serious things that need to be dealt with ,remember listen to your body , it may be trying to tell you something , enjoy 

ten ways to get rid of mosquitoes

felecia187 they are blood thirsty creatures that carry disease and if you have a friend like me you are very lucky , because mosquitoes will prefer me over you no i am not kidding ,
 1, get rid of free standing water in your yard ,
 2,garlic mix one part garlic juice with five parts water and put in a spray bottle , spray on your self , 
 3,catnip oil repeals them better then deet .
 4,get or build a bat house and hang it out side your house they can eat hundreds of bugs an hour .
 5,throw rosemary or sage on your barbecuing and it will keep them at bay .
 6,use fans around your outdoor play area , a wind of less then two miles per hour will blow them away because they suck at flying .
 7,plant lemon grass in your yard it makes it hard for them to find you because of the strong sent it gives of it masks your breath which is how they find you in the first place .
 8,they say to use bug lights , but the truth be told you kill more of the bugs that eat them they you kill mosquitoes so i say stay away from bug lights , you will find a lot more moths in a bug light they you will find mosquitoes , and moths eat them .
 9,wear light colors , don't wear perfumes they are attracted to it .

how to murder someone and get away with it

felecia187  DRINK AND DRIVE .
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Malaysia flight 370 part 21

felecia187 this is short but blunt and honest , Larry King and i quote " after six weeks we know the plane tured left , this is all we know after six weeks " unquote guess which Island it pointed to when it turned left look up my previous post on this flight 370 and you will also see the answer , enjoy .

soap-less washing machines

felecia187 so they made washing machines that use no soap , they use sound waves , that vibrate your clothes in the water and this blasts the dirt off you laundry , this is great because you only pay for the water and the power to run the machine , but they made thousands of them and no one bought them , why , why i ask would you not buy something that protects the world and saves you money , i still don't know the answer so if you do they were made by GE , do you know why no bought them . please leave message and help me learn something new , enjoy .

why do we buy noise tools

felecia187 we buy lawnmowers that make noise , vacuum cleaners , power tools , all these make lots of noise and you should wear hearing protection with some of them , so why do we buy them loud , and why do they make them loud , simple short answer they made ones that made very little noise and you guessed it no one bought them , people think that they don't work as well if they are made to be less noisy  so now you know , enjoy

Malaysia flight 370 part 20

felecia187 it has now been two months since the plane went missing , now they have taken the evidence that has been made from this and given it to the experts now who are the experts i and you don't know , and why was it not given to the experts to begin with , this sounds like more of a conspiracy then we first thought , because now not only have they lied from the start [ see previous post ] but now they are making stories up to feed the masses , and this story just will not go away , read my other post on this and tell me what you think , because the cover up on this is really stupid and i may have answered the question why this is happening in a other post , enjoy .

pet deer

felecia187 yes you heard me right a women named Janet Schwartz in Vancouver B.C  has a pet deer she calls it bimbo it sleeps in it's own bed , they tried to take it away from her because it is a wild animal but with the help of a vet she got to keep it , she has had the deer for ten years and she feeds it goats milk , enjoy

a little truth about the Canada housing market

felecia187 so you want to buy a house and the average price is $ 504,000 this is in Calgary so most people will buy condos at a much lower price , so get smart get knowledge because knowledge is power and will save you money , OK here goes when you take the million dollar homes out of the market your average house in Calgary falls like a rock , you can pay $ 350,000 for a condo , or if you look a little harder you can find great houses in Calgary for $ 250,000 not kidding , there are lots of single family homes for a great price that you can afford , take the numbers condo + condo fees + taxes = $4,500 per month or single family home + taxes = $2,500 per month which can you afford ? i do not see the housing market crashing but i do see the condo market having problems in the near future this is because a condo is nothing more then a over priced apartment , think of the noise you have to put up with in a condo compared to a house , the advantages of owning a house over a condo is huge and when the condo market crashes the house will go up in value before you buy get the knowledge and enjoy your not so noisy house , and the yard that comes with it ,don't believe all Realtor after all they make more on the bigger price houses then they do on the lower ones , they could be as low as a car dealer so think before you buy after all it is your money , enjoy .

where stupid people live

felecia187 people will buy homes in very dumb places , they even pay a large amount of money for them , 
 tornado , they call this one tornado alley it is around Kansas in the USA they destroy homes every year , now why do they not make homes that are aerodynamic , or they could build them under ground , houses in Canada are not insured if you build them in place that they get destroyed on a regular bases .
 flood zones , really and then they will not leave there home and end up drowning , take New Orleans need i say anymore , they have made banks along the river that are over 40 feet high , they are just asking for it move already .
 war torn countries where religion is the problem , your house gets fire bombed , your family gets shot or are shooting people , get the hell out ,
ocean front property oh and this one can cost you millions to own and yet the storms can destroy your home in a matter of seconds not to say that the shore line is coming closer and closer to your home every year , 
in the end when you buy a stupid property you pay way to much , if you want to live there then build it to with stand the environment you want to live in , enjoy 

Alison Redford

felecia187 this one is still in the press , she will not show up for her duties , and was last seen in Palm Springs , she flue there yeah you guessed it on tax payers money , Don Getty who was premier of Alberta did the same thing when he was forced out , and ever since they got rid of Ralph Klien the government of Alberta has gone on a borrowing  spree , which has put Alberta back into debt ,enjoy

Rob Ford

felecia187 first and foremost drugs are BAD this man has a addiction  that he needs to get help for , he has denied his problem which makes it harder to treat someone like this , the first step is to admit that he has a problem , before he can have someone help him through this , right now he is nothing more then a drug addict that gets press , and even though some find his behavior funny , to a reformed drug addict it is nonsense and if he dose not admit to having a problem , and then getting the help he needs , then he will DIE  very soon this is serious , enjoy